I’m Tired of Sucking Belle!

I’m back guyssss. Finally done with my exams and guess who’s finally in her 3rd year of Uni. Big girl and that. So yeah your favorite blogger is back with a new blog post!

See ehn I’m tired. Two weeks ago, I bought a dress (check it out on Instagram and Twitter ). A very cute green bodycon dress

When I bought the dress and took it to my hostel to show my girlfriends, the first thing they said was “Guy you go suck belle tire” that’s when I remembered that I don’t have Kendall Jenner’s body.

As I wore the dress, lo and behold, the belly came out to play

As I practiced the sucking belle pose, omo no be everything enter inside oh. Eh God what can I do?

I sha decided that I’ll use my bag to cover it partially.

The day to wear the dress came. I did my makeup, even fixed lashes (ah that’s how you know I was serious oh) but I later on removed it, and even wore my wig. Looking like a full course meal like this ehn

Oshey glow-ria

Oya let’s wear the dress, my tummy in all it’s full glory came to say hi

Omo I said I must wear this dress by fire by force today, Sheybi it’s to suck belle, that belle must be sucked and we go use bag support am.

Throughout the day I was using all my strength to hold this belly, releasing it at certain intervals.

I wonder how I didn’t pass out.

Later on in the day, I gave up. I released the belly totally. Let who wants to see, see.

I pity those people that think my belly is flat. Oh I wish

Brothers and sisters, I cannot comman die

Big belly has not killed anyone.

Let me breathe abeg

I realized that I shouldn’t really care about my bloated lower belly. It doesn’t mean I’m not fine na and I have small sense join.

My big belly is one of the many insecurities I have and I’m screaming in my head as I’m writing this blog post right now but I’m actually happy.

It’s like I’m letting go of an insecurity and coming to terms with it

I’m not saying that I’m going to stop sucking belle completely, but it’ll reduce from now on.

Please just because I’m tired of sucking belle doesn’t mean I’ve made the decision to start working out. That’s a struggle for another day abeg.

Have you ever been insecure about your belly?

Tell me your worst experiences with your belly down in the comment section

20 thoughts on “I’m Tired of Sucking Belle!

  1. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…. Embrace it Jae 🤣🤣🤣…

    After all.. You’ll still get pregnant. ND you definitely won’t suck the pregnancy in😂😂😂😂


  2. Miss Glow-ria indeed. Well, it’s FUPA SZN so rock your belly, girl. Weirdly, I’ve always wanted a pot belly but no matter how or what I eat, my tummy can shoot out only a bit with the signs of abs still conspicuously visible. One man’s meal is another’s trash, I guess.

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